As Conan and Valeria, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sandahl Bergman sure did bring the toned, glistening heat to barbarian cinema, no? Conan’s sword is ready for a little sorcery action with Valeria, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Here are a few sizzling hot photos of Ah-nald and Sandahl doing the … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: By Crom!
Category: 1980s
Late Night Memories: Toxic Avenging with Phoebe Legere
When I sat down to watch The Toxic Avenger double feature on USA Up All Night in either 1991 or 1992, I had no idea the level of batshit crazy that lay in store for me. A quick note: I say 1991 or 1992 because I’m finding conflicting dates online and, sadly, my total recall … Continue reading Late Night Memories: Toxic Avenging with Phoebe Legere
Michelle Monday
Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about one of my favorite Michelle Pfeiffer comfort films, Into the Night (1985). Directed by John Landis and costarring Jeff Goldblum and a cast of thousands, including Dan Akroyd, David Bowie, a slew of respected veteran actors, dozens of memorable cameos by filmmaking friends of Landis, and even some … Continue reading Michelle Monday
Hot Shots of the Week: Caroline Munro
In which we celebrate the extremely beautiful and absurdly sexy English actress, model, and singer Caroline Munro, who recently celebrated her 76th birthday. Munro shot to prominence as a premiere “Hammer Horror Hottie” in such Hammer films as Dracula A.D. (1972) and Captain Kronos—Vampire Hunter (1974). She became a Bond Girl thanks to The Spy … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Caroline Munro
From the Vault: Killer Workout
This post originally appeared at my old blog in slightly different form. Interestingly, while it’s being slotted into the “From the Vault” series, it could just as easily be cross-listed in “Lost and Found” or “Retro Fitness Babes.” Killer Workout (1987), also known as Aerobicide, is often considered a fairly unremarkable entry from the last-gasp, dying days … Continue reading From the Vault: Killer Workout
Retro Fitness Babes
The Retro Fitness Babes Instagram and Reddit accounts offer a nostalgic trip down memory lane for all ‘80s and ‘90s kids who grew up during the television and VHS heyday of watching impossibly hot babes with perfectly toned bodies working out in thongs and pantyhose* while looking into the camera and seducing us with their … Continue reading Retro Fitness Babes
Michelle Monday
What better way to kick off the first Monday of a new year than with some beautiful shots of Michelle Pfeiffer taken by the late, great photographer Herb Ritts, who took some of my favorite photos of Michelle. These in particular, with Michelle in that tight, gold minidress, are almost too much for my heart … Continue reading Michelle Monday






