Today we’re kicking off the first Hot Shots of October with our favorite sassy lassie with the classy chassis, Elvira! The Mistress of the Dark is Queen of Halloween and everyone wants to be her friend—wouldn’t you?? I sure do. I met her once, briefly, and frankly I think that’s enough to qualify for friendship. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends
Category: Elvira
Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day
It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If … Continue reading Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Heart
Happy Valentine’s Day from the classy lassie with the sassy chassis, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Heart.
Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas
Everyone’s favorite glamour ghoul isn’t just a Halloween hottie. No, come Christmas time Elvira will also trim your tree and maybe even let you stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Imagine finding the sassy lassy with the classy chassis under the tree on Christmas morning. The most … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas
Bewitching Visions
An autumnal, Halloween feast for your hungry eyes. Mangia, and Happy Halloween. Actress Edie Adams was a total smokeshow. Those legs deserve all treat, no trick. She can put a spell on us any day. Betty Grable getting her spook on. Morgan Fairchild’s early eighties witch photoshoot lives rent free in my brain at all … Continue reading Bewitching Visions
Hot Shots of the Week: Nice Pumpkins
Elvira’s pumpkins are huge. Ahem.
Random Image Dump # 28: Femme Fatales Magazine
The magazine Femme Fatales paid loving tribute to film and television actresses during its years in circulation, between 1992 and 2008. The articles and interviews with screen goddesses covered the gamut, from low to high brow, and everything and everyone in between. It was probably the only magazine on the stands that was just as … Continue reading Random Image Dump # 28: Femme Fatales Magazine






