Thirty-five years ago, I was a relatively newly-minted teenager when the pop culture event of my young lifetime happened: Tim Burton’s Batman opened in theaters in June of 1989. My world, and the world, were never quite the same again. To say, “You had to be there” sounds cliched and condescending, but it’s absolutely true. … Continue reading 35 Years On: Batmania 1989
Tag: 1980s
Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Stay in Your Lane
Houston’s own, Lisa Hartman Black, demonstrating that knowing and staying within your lane can pay great dividends. During her peak years as a sexy actress and sexy singer, Mrs. Clint Black found a pose that worked wonders for her—and us!—so she made it a habit of regularly striking said pose for photo shoots. This is … Continue reading Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Stay in Your Lane
Heather Thomas Tuesday
Heather made quite the impression as bad girl Jane Mitchell in the goofy ‘80s teen sex comedy Zapped!—especially whenever star Scott Baio zapped her clothes off. Poor Heather got zapped hard and often in this movie.
Michelle Monday
That time Michelle perfected the thousand yard stare for an early career guest spot on TV’s Fantasy Island. If you can pull yourself away from those mesmerizing blue eyes, you’ll notice Michelle’s ever-so-suggestively parted lips are positively hypnotic. Have mercy, Baby Pfeiffer.
The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Jack Tripper (John Ritter) was never wanting for beautiful roommates on Three’s Company, that’s for sure. Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) was the hot and ditzy blonde. Cindy Snow (Jenilee Harrison) was no slouch in the hot blonde bimbo category either. Then there was brainy blonde Terri Alden (Priscilla Barnes), an absolute knockout and, truthfully, the … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Lost and Found: The Night Before
In which young and hot Keanu Reeves accidentally sells young and hot Lori Loughlin to a pimp! Also in which young and hot Lori Loughlin is chained to a bed in nothing but her sexy prom night bra and panties! As Uncle Jesse would say to Aunt Becky on Full House, “Have mercy!” Suburban high … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Night Before
Heather Thomas Tuesday
Historically, Tuesdays have been a slow posting day here at the Starfire Lounge. There’s no particular reason for this, so in order to give Tuesday a little shine, we’re introducing a little somethin’ we’ll call Heather Thomas Tuesdays. It’ll be exactly what the name implies: Heather Thomas will grace the Lounge’s stage every Tuesday—when possible, … Continue reading Heather Thomas Tuesday






