Bettie Page: Queen of Lingerie

April 22nd was the late pin-up queen Bettie Page’s 103rd birthday. April 25th was National Lingerie Day. That’s pretty good almost-synchronicity. Has anyone ever done more for lingerie’s enduring popularity than Bettie? I think not. An entire subculture of retro pin-up models exists because of Bettie and continues to be influenced by her lingerie modeling. … Continue reading Bettie Page: Queen of Lingerie →

Random Image Dump #50

How on earth do you celebrate a momentous occasion like the fiftieth Random Image Dump?? Well, by regurgitating fifty old images from throughout the six year history of this site and pretending it’s something new—or not pretending at all because I’m spelling it out right anyway. Heh heh, whatever. Just pour yourself some single malt … Continue reading Random Image Dump #50 →

Christmas with Bettie

We’re really happy with how this year’s Christmas card came out. Bettie Page was kind of enough to model for us, and smart enough to know if she posed in the nude we’d triple her paycheck and give her a free lunch. Everyone left happy that day, but no one more so than those of … Continue reading Christmas with Bettie →

Return of the Queen

In which we welcome back a woman who needs no introduction… It’s National Nylon Stocking Day (for real!) and just like last year we’ve invited back to the Starfire Lounge the Queen of the Nylon Jungle herself, Bettie Page. Bettie lived and breathed nylon stockings during her modeling career. She wore stockings so often and … Continue reading Return of the Queen →

Random Image Dump #32

Randomly dropping some more randomness in your laps for the thirty-first time. This ‘80s hair metal babe absolutely nailed her très sexy French maid costume, which probably got her nailed later that night, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Look, if we can’t book Rhianna to sub for Yvette next … Continue reading Random Image Dump #32 →

Have a Very Bettie Christmas

This Christmas Eve, we’re sharing The Greatest Christmas Picture of All Time© once again because, well, duh, it’s The Greatest Christmas Picture of All Time©. After all, no one trims the Christmas tree quite like Statfire Lounge VIP Bettie Page. Merry Christmas, gang.

Hot Shots of the Week: Making Adjustments

Starfire Lounge VIP Bettie Page is back, and she’ll be ready to start the show in a second. First, she needs to make a few quick, yet important, adjustments. Those garter belts won’t fasten themselves, after all, and neither will the straps on her heels. Nor will those smooth, silk stockings tightly encase her sexy … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Making Adjustments →