RIP Val Kilmer

Just a couple of kids about to take the cinematic world by storm. First, though, they costarred in a memorable ABC Afterschool Special episode in 1985 about the dangers of driving drunk. Watching the episode “One Too Many” now is a treat, as Michelle Pfeiffer’s and Val Kilmer’s magnetic screen presences are already a wonder … Continue reading RIP Val Kilmer →

Retro Fitness Babes: Jane Fonda’s Workout

From beautiful 1960s ingenue to interstellar sex goddess in Barbarella, from controversial 1970s anti-war activist, to advocate for working women via the film 9 to 5, and on and on, Jane Fonda is an American institution. For now though, and seeing as this post falls under the “Retro Fitness Babes” umbrella, let's bask in the glory of … Continue reading Retro Fitness Babes: Jane Fonda’s Workout →

Random Image Dump #32

Randomly dropping some more randomness in your laps for the thirty-first time. This ‘80s hair metal babe absolutely nailed her très sexy French maid costume, which probably got her nailed later that night, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Look, if we can’t book Rhianna to sub for Yvette next … Continue reading Random Image Dump #32 →

Hot Shots of the Week: Picturesque Priyanka

Winner of the Miss India and Miss World beauty pageants in 2000, Priyanka Chopra was the first Bollywood actress to headline an American television series in 2015 with Quantico. A producer and occasional musician, Chopra is also a living, breathing bombshell of remarkable proportions (pun intended). Ladies and germs, give it up for the South … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Picturesque Priyanka →

Putting Rihanna to Work

With our fabulous French maid and all-around Gal Friday Yvette taking some much-deserved time off for a few weeks, we’re fortunate to have one helluva pinch hitter at the French maid position. Ladies and germs, please welcome none other than pop culture superstar Rihanna! How, you ask, did we convince a woman reportedly worth over … Continue reading Putting Rihanna to Work →

Hot Shots of the Week: Come on Get Happy!

Before she was making us happy as Mrs. Patridge, Shirley Jones was serving up cheesecake by the slice! Delicious. These hot shots from 1963 will probably reignite a lot of Shirley crushes out there for aging Gen Xers. Or so I assume.

Late Night Memories: Toxic Avenging with Phoebe Legere

When I sat down to watch The Toxic Avenger double feature on USA Up All Night in either 1991 or 1992, I had no idea the level of batshit crazy that lay in store for me. A quick note: I say 1991 or 1992 because I’m finding conflicting dates online and, sadly, my total recall … Continue reading Late Night Memories: Toxic Avenging with Phoebe Legere →