Lost and Found: Private Resort

In which we visit the raucous Private Resort for one last fling before summer ends. Teen sex comedy Private Resort (1985) was a late eighties cable television staple, which explains why I watched it approximately one-hundred times during those years. Those years, by the way, coincided with my junior high school years, and rarely has … Continue reading Lost and Found: Private Resort

Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes

Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie: Helena Bonham Carter: And Monica Bellucci: Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes

Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes

If you’re a certain type of B-movie lover, the name Andy Sidaris is synonymous with a series of sexy action films he made from 1985–1998, often referred to as a collective by the appropriately saucy sobriquet, “Bullets, Bombs, and Babes.” For years before his foray into making B-movies though, Sidaris was a legend in sports … Continue reading Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes

Don’t Mess with My Comfort Films

Recently, I fell down an internet rabbit hole about one of my favorite movies, Jonathan Demme’s Married to the Mob (1988). Featuring one of the most tender and exquisite performances of Michelle Pfeiffer’s career as former mob wife Angela de Marco, along with more stellar work from the entire cast and crew—Matthew Modine and Mercedes … Continue reading Don’t Mess with My Comfort Films

Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent

Kyiv-born and Los Angeles-raised actress, singer, former model, and unquestionable sexbomb Milla Jovovich has spent her fair share of time posing seductively in lingerie, stockings, and heels. When you look like Milla and you’re a Hollywood star, that’s just part of the job description. Here’s a sampling of Milla the minx workin’ it in her … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent