Go Put Your Records On

Of all music formats, from eight-tracks to cassette tapes, CDs to downloadable files and then streaming, none have ever achieved the caché of the analog king, vinyl records. After a drop in sales for all music-listening mediums, vinyl has seen a resurgence in popularity over the last decade or so. Hipsters love their vinyl, after all. Sometimes they’re downright obnoxious about it, even. But it’s understandable, as the format really does provide a warm, rich sound that can’t be found on compressed digital formats like CDs or MP3s.

In honor of Record Store Day, which is today, here’s an assortment of vinyl-loving audiophiles, looking exceedingly cool while lounging about with their records and their hi-fi audio equipment. These photos wouldn’t work half as well if you substituted CDs for the vinyl. One more notch in vinyl’s belt. Or, in the spirit of this first photo, should I say, one more notch in vinyl’s garter belt?

She’s making it awfully difficult to pay any attention whatsoever to the shelves full of vinyl behind her.

I’m here all week with the jokes and puns, folks. Okay, now back to the vinyl love…

There’s a joke here to be made about twiddling knobs but, as always, we’ll refrain from making it.
She plays all your favorite hits of ‘66.
Vinyl + legs = a perfect combination.
The stuff vinyl dreams are made of.
It’s always a pleasure to meet another Julie London fan!
Marilyn Monroe, relaxing with her records and books. Does it get any better than this?
Vinyl puts Marilyn in an orgasmic trance. It happens, folks.
Who needs a man when you have records?
She always gets her hair done and dressed up before spinning some groovy vinyl.
She’s a real vinyl head. Get it?
She likes to dress comfortably when she grooves to her records.
Debbie Harry of Blondie, making us all extremely jealous of that record.

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