Random Image Dump #22: Great Gams

Back in January, we celebrated drop dead legs. Well, our bounty of images for that post runneth over, so at the time we started work on a sequel. It’s finally ready for public consumption. So, buckle up, we’re back with even more great gams.

I know, you’re shocked, right? Go figure.

We love femme fatales here, especially when they have gorgeous and sexy stems like this gun-toting seductress. As Christopher Walken so eloquently said in King of New York, “Bang…bang.”

Awfully nice of this young woman to wear her finest silk stockings, garter belts, and cherry red heels to wash that Honda Civic. Otherwise these firefighters might actually have to, oh I dunno, go fight a fire. You can’t hear it, but the alarm is blaring. They haven’t noticed.

I pretty much ignore all modern sitcoms, but I did enjoy the first few seasons of 2 Broke Girls, back when it originally aired. I’m not saying bombshell Beth Bear’s weekly leg show was the reason why, but I’m not not saying that either.

The pins on this pinup girl are outta sight!

The boss is anxiously waiting for you to finish that TPS report. Chop, chop!

Jaw-dropping Italian stunner Erika Blanc (The Devil’s Nightmare, So Sweet…So Perverse) in her steamy 1970s prime. Legs for days—and she absolutely slays in those thigh-high boots.

We don’t talk enough about Barbara Eden as an all-time, stone-cold fox. Because she most certainly is an all-time, stone-cold fox. Recognize!

Big hair, bustiers, and thigh highs: Before the internet, my generation had the lingerie sections of department store catalogs. It was an amazing time to be alive.

This one is truly random. Or is it? This ad, for a display case for model cars (huh?), popped up online the other day. I’m sorry, but the only thing I see being advertised are AMAZING LEGS. Oh, and also STOCKINGS. And STOCKING TOPS. I’m quite certain the algorithms knew this too, which is why they dropped it in front of my startled, but grateful, eyes.

It’s hard work being an artist, but someone’s gotta do it.

Hey look, it’s Starfire Lounge VIP Monica Bellucci, and it’s not even Monica Monday! She’s welcome any day of the week, obvs.

Photographer Elliott Erwitt, who passed away in 2023, was known for his iconic black and white candids. This photo of a family from the 1960s captures that era’s rapidly changing styles and attitudes. Note how serious dad and eldest son look, while mom and youngest boy grin mischievously. It should also be noted, mom has got it going ON.

See what I mean?? Mom was very popular with little Timmy’s friends. And the other dads in the neighborhood. And the milk man. And the pool boy. And the entire landscaping crew. Yowza.

Sure, Kristen Wiig is an absurdly talented performer, but she doesn’t get enough credit for being sexy as hell too. Having a gift for humor is often sexy, after all. And don’t sleep on her killer gams, which rightfully earn her a spot in this post.

A finer pair of gams, you are not likely to find.

Sax goddess Candy Dulfer making sweet, sweet music with her saxophone and her spectacular stems.

To paraphrase Melanie Griffith in Working Girl, she has a mind for music and a bod for sin.

These boots were made for pairing with smooth, silk stockings and lounging on the couch for a good read.

English model Corinne Russell, showing off what God gave her. God, if you exist, thank you for giving Corinne those gams.

The very epitome of “legs for daaaayyyys.”


Speaking of legs, our French maid and resident Gal Friday Yvette is never shy about showing off her own pair of scintillating stems, preferring to do her arduous work of digging out draft posts from the archives while wearing smooth, silky stockings with elegant lace tops, fastened securely with garter belts—she takes the French maid legacy seriously, folks.

Yvette: Ooh la la, monsieur! When I stumbled upon zis draft down in ze archives, I gasped, and not just because I ripped my stockings again while crawling around in ze detritus! Speaking of which, you really let ze archives go, monsieur, thus I am still demanding ze pay raise I mentioned last week. De tout façon, zese images are très chaud! While I’m always teasing you for doing too many image posts, zis one deserves to be seen, thus I rescued it from oblivion and commanded you to publish it posthaste!

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