See anything you like? — Lynda van der Klok You bet we do, Lynda. Like, totally.* Happy Halloween from Halloween’s resident boy-crazy strumpet, Lynda. Boy howdy, she had a spectacular set of knockers. I dare say her death scene is one of the hottest ever filmed—yes, that’s what I said. From those perky nipples and … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Totally
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Bad Girls We Love: Santánico Pandemonium in From Dusk till Dawn
With a name like Santánico Pandemonium, you know she’s gonna be too hot to handle. It’s been a hell of a day for the Gecko brothers. On the lamb from the law—thanks largely to loose cannon brother Richie—they’ve kidnapped a pastor and his two teenage children. At gunpoint they force the family to drive them … Continue reading Bad Girls We Love: Santánico Pandemonium in From Dusk till Dawn
Monica Monday
The incomparable, immortal beauty Monica Bellucci celebrates her 60th birthday today, September 30th. The world is a far sexier place with her in it. Grazie, bella. See what I mean? Buon compleanno, amore mio!
Hot Shots of the Week: She’s a Shue-In
When it comes to formative 1980s crushes, few compare to actress Elisabeth Shue. From The Karate Kid (1984) to Adventures in Babysitting (1987) to Cocktail (1988), she charmed audiences with her stunning, “girl next door” beauty and charismatic onscreen presence. Then in the 1990s she elevated her game—and we all elevated our crushes to downright … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: She’s a Shue-In
Lost and Found: Vice Squad
We’re back with more buried treasure from the Lost and Found, and once again we’re wallowing in the supremely sleazy streets of early ‘80s downtown Los Angeles. Clearly a favorite genre of mine, nighttime-set, neo-noirs rarely let me down, and Gary Sherman’s Vice Squad (1982) is an especially rewarding example of the genre at its … Continue reading Lost and Found: Vice Squad
Michelle Monday
In my demented mind, we’ve already been living in the spooky season forever, but for more normies, October is when their thoughts turn to thoughts of witches, goblins, full moons and whatnot. So, with October just around the corner, and because we just recently had a full harvest moon, this Monday belongs to Michelle in … Continue reading Michelle Monday
Margot Monday
It’s Monday and we all just need to look at something pretty, amirite? Well, Margot Robbie pretty much has “pretty” covered—and then some. One of these days I’ll write some more about how absurdly talented she is, how she not only acts circles around most modern actresses but also produces and slides between blockbusters and … Continue reading Margot Monday






