That time Michelle perfected the thousand yard stare for an early career guest spot on TV’s Fantasy Island. If you can pull yourself away from those mesmerizing blue eyes, you’ll notice Michelle’s ever-so-suggestively parted lips are positively hypnotic. Have mercy, Baby Pfeiffer.
Tag: 1980s
The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Jack Tripper (John Ritter) was never wanting for beautiful roommates on Three’s Company, that’s for sure. Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) was the hot and ditzy blonde. Cindy Snow (Jenilee Harrison) was no slouch in the hot blonde bimbo category either. Then there was brainy blonde Terri Alden (Priscilla Barnes), an absolute knockout and, truthfully, the … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Lost and Found: The Night Before
In which young and hot Keanu Reeves accidentally sells young and hot Lori Loughlin to a pimp! Also in which young and hot Lori Loughlin is chained to a bed in nothing but her sexy prom night bra and panties! As Uncle Jesse would say to Aunt Becky on Full House, “Have mercy!” Suburban high … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Night Before
Heather Thomas Tuesday
Historically, Tuesdays have been a slow posting day here at the Starfire Lounge. There’s no particular reason for this, so in order to give Tuesday a little shine, we’re introducing a little somethin’ we’ll call Heather Thomas Tuesdays. It’ll be exactly what the name implies: Heather Thomas will grace the Lounge’s stage every Tuesday—when possible, … Continue reading Heather Thomas Tuesday
Hot Shots of the Week: Glam Metal Goddess Lita Ford
After starting out as the guitarist for 1970s punk rock girl group The Runaways, Lita Ford embarked on a successful glam metal career. She went hard with the hair metal look—from black lace bustiers to high-rise thongs, smooth and silky pantyhose to big, blonde 1980s hair, Lita’s lewk was badass metal babe to the bone. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Glam Metal Goddess Lita Ford
Happy Birthday, Cheryl Ladd
Across four seasons of Charlie’s Angels, Cheryl Ladd played the plucky and smoking hot Kris Munroe. Kris was smart, intrepid, and often went undercover in skimpy outfits, including but not limited to bikinis. Cheryl’s first episode at the start of season two, when she replaced fan favorite Farrah Fawcett, is as hot a debut as … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Cheryl Ladd
Hot Shots of the Week: Party Line
Party Line (1988) is the heartwarming story of a demented brother-sister team who use a party line to lure unsuspecting victims to their death. For you kids asking, “What’s a party line,” well, look it up. I’m too tired to get into it here, but it was very much a thing back then, making this … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Party Line






