When I sat down to watch The Toxic Avenger double feature on USA Up All Night in either 1991 or 1992, I had no idea the level of batshit crazy that lay in store for me. A quick note: I say 1991 or 1992 because I’m finding conflicting dates online and, sadly, my total recall … Continue reading Late Night Memories: Toxic Avenging with Phoebe Legere
Tag: 1980s
Michelle Monday
Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about one of my favorite Michelle Pfeiffer comfort films, Into the Night (1985). Directed by John Landis and costarring Jeff Goldblum and a cast of thousands, including Dan Akroyd, David Bowie, a slew of respected veteran actors, dozens of memorable cameos by filmmaking friends of Landis, and even some … Continue reading Michelle Monday
Hot Shots of the Week: Caroline Munro
In which we celebrate the extremely beautiful and absurdly sexy English actress, model, and singer Caroline Munro, who recently celebrated her 76th birthday. Munro shot to prominence as a premiere “Hammer Horror Hottie” in such Hammer films as Dracula A.D. (1972) and Captain Kronos—Vampire Hunter (1974). She became a Bond Girl thanks to The Spy … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Caroline Munro
From the Vault: Killer Workout
This post originally appeared at my old blog in slightly different form. Interestingly, while it’s being slotted into the “From the Vault” series, it could just as easily be cross-listed in “Lost and Found” or “Retro Fitness Babes.” Killer Workout (1987), also known as Aerobicide, is often considered a fairly unremarkable entry from the last-gasp, dying days … Continue reading From the Vault: Killer Workout
Retro Fitness Babes
The Retro Fitness Babes Instagram and Reddit accounts offer a nostalgic trip down memory lane for all ‘80s and ‘90s kids who grew up during the television and VHS heyday of watching impossibly hot babes with perfectly toned bodies working out in thongs and pantyhose* while looking into the camera and seducing us with their … Continue reading Retro Fitness Babes
Lost and Found: The Majorettes
Fun facts: The Majorettes (1986) was written by the cowriter of George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968) and directed by the actor who played the cemetery zombie in that same film. A nice pedigree that surely must bode well for The Majorettes, right? Well, ah, not quite. No, those trivia nuggets mean … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Majorettes
Michelle Monday
Restaurateur Jo Ann Vallenari serving up a plate of her famous rigatoni quattro formaggi sounds absolutely divine this Monday. Sure would the start the work week off with a bang. Of course, I’d need a nap after that meal, so productivity will tank, plus staring into Jo Ann’s sultry, come-hither eyes aren’t going to help … Continue reading Michelle Monday






