She Slays

Back in the ‘80s, you had already established what would be a lifelong love of butt-kicking heroines across multiple genres and subgenres—scintillating superheroes, fabulous Final Girls, interstellar space babes, atomic action stars, sexy spies, etc. So it’s no surprise that a blonde high school cheerleader by day who moonlights as a high-kicking, ass-whooping vampire slayer … Continue reading She Slays →

Bad Girls We Love: Santánico Pandemonium in From Dusk till Dawn

With a name like Santánico Pandemonium, you know she’s gonna be too hot to handle. It’s been a hell of a day for the Gecko brothers. On the lamb from the law—thanks largely to loose cannon brother Richie—they’ve kidnapped a pastor and his two teenage children. At gunpoint they force the family to drive them … Continue reading Bad Girls We Love: Santánico Pandemonium in From Dusk till Dawn →

Hot Shots of the Week: She’s a Shue-In

When it comes to formative 1980s crushes, few compare to actress Elisabeth Shue. From The Karate Kid (1984) to Adventures in Babysitting (1987) to Cocktail (1988), she charmed audiences with her stunning, “girl next door” beauty and charismatic onscreen presence. Then in the 1990s she elevated her game—and we all elevated our crushes to downright … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: She’s a Shue-In →

Michelle Monday

In my demented mind, we’ve already been living in the spooky season forever, but for more normies, October is when their thoughts turn to thoughts of witches, goblins, full moons and whatnot. So, with October just around the corner, and because we just recently had a full harvest moon, this Monday belongs to Michelle in … Continue reading Michelle Monday →

Bad Girls We Love: Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin

She has a mind for science and a bod for sin. Dr. Pamela Isley had been doing important scientific research (funded by Wayne Enterprises) in a South American lab working towards her ultimate goal of protecting plant life from “the thoughtless ravages of man.” If only the demented Dr. Jason Woodrue hadn’t stolen her toxins … Continue reading Bad Girls We Love: Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin →

Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Elizabeth Hurley, Goddess

English actress and model Elizabeth Hurley has been one of the world’s sexiest women for more than three decades now. That’s indisputable to me. It’s just a fact. The curvaceous and buxom beauty with the deep, sultry English-accented voice is about as scorching hot as a human being has ever been, or is ever likely … Continue reading Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Elizabeth Hurley, Goddess →

Hot Shots of the Week: She Can Stowe-away Here Any Time

When I think of early ‘90s cinema, I can’t help but also think of the raven-haired beauty Madeleine Stowe. During those years, the actress was a frequent star of popular movies, most all of which I caught in theaters, from Last of the Mohicans (1992) to Unlawful Entry (1992) to Blink (1993) and beyond. Later, … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: She Can Stowe-away Here Any Time →