Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie: Helena Bonham Carter: And Monica Bellucci: Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes
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Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes
If you’re a certain type of B-movie lover, the name Andy Sidaris is synonymous with a series of sexy action films he made from 1985–1998, often referred to as a collective by the appropriately saucy sobriquet, “Bullets, Bombs, and Babes.” For years before his foray into making B-movies though, Sidaris was a legend in sports … Continue reading Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes
Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent
Kyiv-born and Los Angeles-raised actress, singer, former model, and unquestionable sexbomb Milla Jovovich has spent her fair share of time posing seductively in lingerie, stockings, and heels. When you look like Milla and you’re a Hollywood star, that’s just part of the job description. Here’s a sampling of Milla the minx workin’ it in her … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent
Come on Down: Generational Babe, Dian Parkinson
In which we showcase the best reason to stay home from school sick in the ‘80s. Generational babe, Dian Parkinson. Gen Xers like myself were practically raised on television, and the daytime game show The Price is Right was a constant for us back then. A longtime fixtures of the show, model Dian Parkinson served … Continue reading Come on Down: Generational Babe, Dian Parkinson
Random Image Dump #39
Life is hard, so here are some pretty pictures to look at that’ll make it all a wee bit easier, at least for a moment. Cartoonist Cathy Guisewite, whose popular comic strip Cathy ran for 34 years. Here she is, back in the day, looking truly beautiful. Spectacular Zatanna cosplay by the curvaceous cosplayer Niveron. … Continue reading Random Image Dump #39
Marilyn Monday
In which Marilyn Monroe gives good leg. Our favorite blonde bombshell publicizing The Seven Year Itch (1955) and showing off the world’s most perfect set of pins. On the set of Love Nest (1951). How does one get that person’s job? Asking for a friend. Giving Cary Grant a glimpse of her jaw-dropping legs in … Continue reading Marilyn Monday
Book Love
Some thoughts on book collecting, book reading, and book love, on National Book Lovers Day. Sometimes I look at the stacks of unread books that litter the rooms of our house and it dawns on me: I’m never going to read all of these books before I die. That’s a deep, existentially dreadful thought for … Continue reading Book Love






