Bad Girls We Love: Sofia Falcone in The Penguin

I watched The Penguin for the plot. The plot: Hallelujah, our savior has arrived. It only took thirty-two years, but the spiritual successor to Michelle Pfeiffer’s Selina Kyle has finally emerged. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Cristin Milioti, as Sofia Falcone. In the recent HBO series The Penguin, my new crush Cristin Milioti … Continue reading Bad Girls We Love: Sofia Falcone in The Penguin →

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

Here are some Yuletide-flavored pictures to keep your spirits jolly right on through to the big day. For instance, take this sensational cosplay from a favorite cosplayer of ours who goes by the name Daddy Long Legs. Those long legs of hers are always prominently displayed in her cosplay, as they should be. If her … Continue reading It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas →

Lost and Found: The Majorettes

Fun facts: The Majorettes (1986) was written by the cowriter of George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968) and directed by the actor who played the cemetery zombie in that same film. A nice pedigree that surely must bode well for The Majorettes, right? Well, ah, not quite. No, those trivia nuggets mean … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Majorettes →

Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night

The underrated 2012 remake of cult Christmas horror Silent Night, Deadly Night (2012) is just called Silent Night and it’s really not a remake, even though it’s also about a killer in a Santa Claus suit murdering hapless victims. One of those victims is town sexpot Tiffany (Courtney-Jane White), a sultry blonde with legs that … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night →

Giallogy Meets The Bombshell: The Sweet Body of Carroll Baker

In which we honor, celebrate, worship, fetishize, objectify, and generally enthuse over the Sweet Body of Giallo Queen Carroll Baker. Every so often with Giallogy I’ll focus on an actor or director, usually ones with strong connections to the genre. This time I’m shining the bright yellow spotlight (get it?) on a woman I’ve dubbed … Continue reading Giallogy Meets The Bombshell: The Sweet Body of Carroll Baker →

The Bewitching Kiernan Shipka

I recently started catching up with Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on Netflix. So far, I’m very much enjoying the plot. The plot: Hey now! Sabrina, played by the lovely Kiernan Shipka, has a wardrobe that ticks all the boxes for this nerd. Think sexy librarian meets quirky, platinum-blonde witch. Shipka’s sexy witch in black tights, … Continue reading The Bewitching Kiernan Shipka →